Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

teavel

Being a tease and being evil.

Cammie is always evil and teases Brandon. Cammie is so teavel!!

by bwill2h0t4u October 17, 2010

nic-tease

Being sexualy aroused by a girl with full sleeves or chest piece.

i couldn't stay long in the tattoo shop because the counter girl was giving me a serious nic-tease.

by nicjones December 16, 2005

Brain Teaser

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.

John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!

by eeguurl March 9, 2015

Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

Cum Tease

When a male is having sex with a female and building her up to her climax, and just as she is about to cum he pulls out punches her in the face and screams, "NOPE!"

I cum teased this bitch last night and she didn't want to cuddle afterwards. I guess it was because of the black eye I gave her...

by Jhale1800 January 10, 2008

cock tease

Another name for a cocktail that has far less alcohol in it than mixer.

Scott ordered a single liquor in a tall glass. He didn't order a cocktail, he ordered a cock tease.

by absolut692 June 19, 2009