Target

A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!

Damn, I gotta go to target?! All the shit here is so expensive!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018

Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.

I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.

by White Obama :) January 27, 2021

Target

Your Target of affection, your crush

“I just saw target today! We are so getting married!”

by Hey Hallie July 6, 2020

Target Incognita

When you are trying to find a specific item in a Target but do not know where that item is stocked. The portion of the store which you do not know is Target Incognita.

“They just remodeled the store and moved everything, now everything is Target Incognita”

by snarf22 October 19, 2021

target

heaven

target is heaven.

by 123yashey March 1, 2022