Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.

“Tactical bacon, dude?”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018

Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.

Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.

by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015

The QE tactic

Really simple to be honest. When you are playing rainbow six siege you often press Q and E like a nudist trying to find his mother. The moment you press the shooting button you are dead. After the 0.3 second period of you not knowing what the fuck just happened you are going to rage so badly you are going to attempt to blow a bomb in Uzbekistan.

Guy 1:So did you do the QE tactic?
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: How was the trip to Uzbekistan?
Guy 2: Groundbreaking

by Mindrihil August 12, 2019

Tactical Sheung

A Tactical Sheung, often performed by David “Diddy”, is the act of tactically falling asleep on the spot. Popularised by an Asian guy called Sheung this phrase has become popular among the masses and is used on a daily basis by most people. Keep safe out there and remember to Tactical Sheung!

Sheung, are we sleeping or are we working?

Oh for fuck sake, David’s pulled a Tactical Sheung again.

Joel, spoons is not the place to pull a Tactical Sheung.

by Jamol tech tips April 10, 2023

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022