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Swooping

When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.
My wife kicked me out of the house because she doesnt like swooping
by JennybB==D February 10, 2021
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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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Papita Swoop Moment

A moment where a thing/you are or something happening that's exciting, cute and epic at the same time
Woah!! That's so cute and epic!! It made me all excited!!

That's a real Papita Swoop Moment right there!!
by VasilMikael May 7, 2020
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Pimp Swoop

When your wing-man takes home the chick you were working on.
Taylor brought Jonny Boy to the club one night as his wing man to work a crew of breezelles.

Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.

Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.

Pimp SWOOP!!!!
by hatersballhate May 28, 2010
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Swoop-Dee-Woo

When a person who is completely against marriage gets swept off of their feet by the individual of their dreams and wants to marry this person more then anything they’ve ever dreamt of.
Aaron pulled a Swoop-Dee-Woo on Tamara
by TVICH April 30, 2024
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Sammy Swooped

When someone has romantic and/or sexual relations with someone from a different location where they will have little possibility of seeing each other after their brief period together.
Sammy Swooped that guy (typically named Jack)
by YeahBoi319100 November 26, 2016
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Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair
Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on
by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024
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