by gyrosimp February 21, 2021

by oblythatguy1 March 7, 2024

Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.
What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!
by liedown February 21, 2010

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010

A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.
by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022

When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.
by JennybB==D February 10, 2021

When your about to stick the tip in then you back a bit starts cawing and flapping your arms and swoop in
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere May 25, 2018
