swipe a skid

To take a shit

She had to swipe a skid before she left

by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017

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Swipe

Where you are texting someone and you can’t be bothered with them so you close the app down without answering them

Or just don’t answers to what they say in a real life situation

(On phone) Person- *ranting On at you* you- “swiped” *close app* (real life) person- *asks you a question you don’t want to answer* you-“swiped”

by Random geeza from Africa September 24, 2017

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unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

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meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area

You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you

by Meat swiper August 15, 2017

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The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.

“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
“Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”

by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021

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Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020

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