Swift Seizer

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

by C L G June 29, 2020

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Phil Swift

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 4, 2019

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A phenomenal singer/songwriter whos music has literally saved my life. She is THE MUSIC INDUSTRY and the exact definition of talent. If you have nothing nice to say about her.... nobody needs to hear it. She went from country to pop to indie and back again and did it "swiftly ". She is 32 and was born in west reading in 1989 hence the title of her 100% pop album. STREAM RED TAYLORS VERSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Seriously the album is good i swear. :)

Taylor Swift's evermore got nominated for a grammy

by lovinghimwasred February 18, 2022

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Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

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