Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016

Signal saturation

the saturation that occurs when a signal is relayed

the signal saturation is so apparent on this AM radio

by dew1134 April 27, 2016

asexual simulation

The highest peak of sexual arousal with out have an orgasm.

Only high level tantra practitioners can reach asexual simulation.

by stargate20 November 28, 2016

ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.

What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)

by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017

chromatic saturation

Something that ruins your life that is not easily found on the internet.

Guys this term is totally chromatic saturation.

by Fargo_g September 3, 2017

kayne situation

Kayne cheated on kim kardashian with JEFFREE STAR.

Did you hear about the Kayne situation??

Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.

by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021