straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

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straw

similarly to how you'd say a guy is "getting head" during a blowjob, the girl would be "getting straw". you know how you sip/suck on a straw? yea, it comes from that.

Girl A: kyle gave me the best straw yesterday. i almost suffocated.
Boy B: damn, that must've been good head.
Girl A: well it was definitely good straw.

by heph_ December 27, 2020

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FLESH STRAW

Since your mouth down to your butt is a continuous tunnel humans can in theory be used as straws IE becoming a flesh Straw.

I love to suck on flesh straws. YUM

by Peter Peeler Johnson October 3, 2023

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leaky straw

A prostitute who doesn't swallow cum completely.

I paid this girl $20 to blow me and swallow, but she ended up being a leaky straw.

by BrockTheRock69 January 24, 2016

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Straw

Any type of straw used as a sex amplifier; bendy, normal, or a customized one

Guy 1: Did she let you hit bro?
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!

by IAmAnthonyA July 22, 2017

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Reach for the Straws

A fallacy in which an individual in an argument makes a wild accusation based on little, often irrelevant evidence in a moment of panic.

Derived from the term ‘Reach’ and phrase ‘Grasping At Straws’, as well as being a play on the phrase ‘Reach for the Stars’

“After her position was proved untenable, Olive began to reach for the straws in order to discredit her opponent.”

by loverama99 January 30, 2024

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