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Stone job

Stone job: Pronounced {STONE-JOB!}

Believed to be derived of Spanish and English origins, with its true beginnings shrouded in a history as odd as the act itself.

a) The act of inadvertently neglecting to keep prearranged meetings.

b) The act of absentmindedly abandoning a friend(s) at a house party, without informing said friend(s) of your abrupt departure.

c) The unintended failure to return phone calls for hours, sometimes days and even months on end.

Although the earliest known occurrences are believed to have been committed by a single male in his youth, the term and action have played out over the course of time to include all forms of life.

After years of research and observation it is proven to be an involuntary response to some of, but not limited to, the following: a) self-absorption b) aloofness c) carelessness d) drunkenness e) smoking to much fucking weed.

While a STONE JOB is not malicious in nature, it can be emotionally detrimental to the unsuspecting victim. Without a proper understanding of a STONE JOB it can leave its target with feelings of disorientation, despair, resentment, and depression, some of the effected casualties have reported mild to acute cases of anger, rage, and hatred. In most cases the discomfort subsides within one or two days, but can last in excess of a week depending on the severity of the affliction.

It was thought to be a lost practice until its reemergence in Riverhead, New York, sometime around the mid to late eighties.
Example:

Guy one: Hey, how was the Slayer concert?
Guy two: I don't know Eric never picked me up from work.
Guy one: oh man STONE JOB huh?
Guy two: yeah, but one day I will get even...
by ed fagan January 21, 2008
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stone groove

Something so awesome that it's awesomeness won't ever fade. It's etched in stone. 70s slang
by ye-uh August 1, 2005
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Emma Stone

really hot redhead who was in Superbad as Jules and Zombieland as Wichita
dave:who plays jules from superbad?
joey:emma stone
dave:dude shes fucking hot!
joey:hell yea
by happy juice November 17, 2009
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super stoned

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets
Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'
by Annie April 7, 2005
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The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.
"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."
by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019
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Stone Tracer

Stone Tracer is the term used to describe one of the practitioners of parkour in the decade of 2010 and before. The first word "stone" references the stone age. The second word of the term "tracer" references the act of tracing by a traceur, one who practices the sport of parkour.

The term was created along with "Caverunner" with the belief that current freerunning/parkour practices and competitions will eventually evolve into a widespread cultural phenomenon that will hold the same status as the various sports practiced by youth such as skateboarding.

First coined sometime in the mid 2000's along with the term "Caverunner", the term is believed to originate inside the United States. The exact origins are not known, but the term has become widely used within various parkour/freerunning hotspots around the state of Texas.
"Back in the day we stone tracers didn't have all the anti-parkour laws you kids got now."
by Dznil October 26, 2009
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The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.
"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"
by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015
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