stoned

A commonly misused word. Many people mistake being stoned for taking sissy hits of poor quality herb (usually mooched off someone else) and acting like an intolerable idiot. Frequently, this type of person (referred to as a poser) will annoyingly attempt to exaggerate the stereotypical psychoactive effects of the drug. The poser frequently pretends to be dazed or confused, purposely talks with a slur, laughs at things that aren’t funny, makes inane statements, and most offensive of all shamelessly exclaims something to the order of “Dude, I’m sooooo stooooned! I’m soooo cooool! Wooo hooo party!” The poser usually has no regard for accepted rules of smoking etiquette, and generally gives a bad reputation to those who appreciate smoking.

One who knows what it’s all about (referred to as a badass) enjoys being stoned for more introspective reasons. The badass feels an increased understanding of his or her surroundings, gains insight into human nature, and has a heightened appreciation for fine music, art, aesthetics and ideas. Although the badass is more than happy to savor this state of mind alone, he or she also enjoys partaking in interesting conversation about the aforementioned insights with other likeminded individuals. The badass observes accepted rules of proper smoking etiquette, including his or her right to exclude posers from a session. Contrary to popular belief, this type of person can be successful, well educated, and can hold esteemed jobs or positions in the community.

"Dude I'm sooooo stoned right now! HAHAHAHA!"
"No you're not, you're an idiot, get the fuck out of my house"

by Allen C December 9, 2008

Stoned

when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it's being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.

I'm stoned. go away

I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned.

wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?

by yummy mustard April 9, 2006

blarney stone

Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.

Never kiss the blarney stone.

by murks001 July 9, 2009

stone two birds with one bong hit

To complete two jobs with one action.

Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!

by Chiagulera May 24, 2009

get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

Gray Stone Day School

A high school full of rich kids who want to get good scores on all of their exams and who basically want nothing to do with anyone around them, except for when they want something from you. They typically travel in packs and formals with these kids are miserable because they make you feel like broke trash. In order to go here you must own a fancy car and must have airpods.

Those kids at Gray Stone Day School are the most preppy kids around since the 80’s.

by kidsarehoes69 April 22, 2019

philosopher stoned

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana

"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"

by Carpet52 February 23, 2020