Smileytardo disease

1) the act of smiling like a retard

1) the kid had a nervous twitch in his face which made it seem like he had smileytardo disease

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

stiletto pocket accident

This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open.

OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causing the stiletto pocket accident!!!

by xwabombwx June 6, 2009

Staley

A sweet humble girl you just can’t live without. She’ll make you laugh whenever you’re down. She may seem strong, but she has a lot of weakness to herself. Still, she’s a special girl with a unique name.

Chadwick: Yo Staley is so special to me idky
Chris: That’s just the way she is...

by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018

Staley

(Often reffered back to former lead vocalist of Alice in Chains Layne Staley) The term is for when you are taking drugs with someone, but that certain someone accidentially takes to many drugs at once and fucking dies.

Dude...are you okay? Did you just go full Staley on me?

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Jack Staley

Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...

Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.

by Jiggle Jobbles October 18, 2010

kayley smiley

awesome awesome awesome. has a show. the kayley and ashley show on youtube. they are great

oh my gosh kayley smiley is awesome

by no one 12345678910 August 24, 2008

Smiley

The Act of making someone literally bite the curb
This is then fallowed by stomping the back of their head

Boy, your gonna have such a huge mouth after i give you a smiley

by Bad Apple June 3, 2006