Anaheim Steamroller

Similar to a Cleaveland Steamroller.

Unleashing a torrent of steaming molten fecal matter on a partners chest, then rocking back and forth whilst singing Christmas carols.

I gave my wife an Anaheim Steamroller on Christmas Eve in celebration of the holiday.

by Funk finger flatulator December 21, 2012

ms.stewart

White trash listens to cheeseburger in paradise and teaches science

White trash is also known as ms.stewart

by Raymundo Gallardo Mendez July 9, 2016

Michigan Steamroller

When you take a dump on their face, bust a nut, and then smoothen the surface with your testicles four times over to create a smooth driving surface

My girlfriend was feeling freaky and begged for a Hot Karl, but I suggested a "Michigan Steamroller." She agreed and I indulged in these wild pleasures

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008

Kristen Stewart

A talented actress, who is sadly judged solely on her performance in the film Twilight.

Admittedly not her best performance people have the pre-conceived notion that she is a poor actress who only plays one type of character.

This is far from true as she has played several diverse roles in films such as Into The Wild, Speak, The Cake Eaters, In The Land Of Women, Panic Room and will soon be in cinema's portraying legendary rock icon Joan Jett in 'The Runaways' and a broken, 16 year old stripper in 'Welcome to the Rileys'.
She has starred alongside the industries best such as Robert Di Niro, Jodie Foster, Melissa Leo and so on. And all praise her.

Kristen Stewart is widely regarded to be 'dating' her co-star in the Twilight series Robert Pattinson.

Closed minded Stu: "Kristen Stewarts crap. She only plays one sort of character"

Informed Nancy: "Have you seen her in any other film other than Twilight?"

Stu: "No. But I just know"

Nancy: "You know nothing"

by Don'tMindMe February 7, 2010

Steamrolling

When a person takes a shit on ones chest and rolls it around til it is flat like asphalt.

Bro to bro, "Last night your sister and I enjoyed a good steamrolling."

by antmen3d May 24, 2012

Martha Stewart

After a One-Night Stand the Male reaches over wipes his Pecker and sack off on her curtains and leaves the house after making a sandwich.

Jimmy went to the club and picked that girl up once and pulled the Martha Stewart.

by lipstick out February 26, 2010