Sex Stalker

Someone who stalks people while theyre having sex

"Someone is in the tree outside watching us getting it on"
"Jimmy is a sex stalker"

by MG1rl May 16, 2015

Stalker Memory

Having the amazing ability to recollect random inane memories or facts with great detail.

Person 1: "That guy has stalker memory"
Person 2: "What do you mean?"
Person 1: "He remembers the smallest details about everything, even stuff that I forgot about myself.

by Tatsel24 July 03, 2013

fb stalker

Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.

An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.

1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"

2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"

You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!

by hanndawg April 21, 2009

Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.

Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."

by *leah* July 27, 2006

Zodiac Stalker

That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.

Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.

by Shounen-Ai Princess March 26, 2016

Package Stalker

Definition:
1.The Obsession of stalking packages constantly via online aka "Package Tracking"

1. The Package Stalker sat there on his laptop while stalking his Condoms.

by pigy0300 November 14, 2014

God Stalker

A person who is obsessed with God and Christianity that God got freaked out put a restraining order against them.

That bitch is such a God Stalker, she does nothing but be obsessed with christianity.

by Anonymous66613 June 09, 2010