parker square

An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.

"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."

by Hello_Internet1729 June 5, 2016

Square head

WillNE

man:do you watch square head?
Friend:You mean willNE?
Man:yeah.
Friend:nah he's irrelevant.

by Xenno June 12, 2018

square ass nigga

meaning bland or boring; a rule follower or goodie-good who you can't take out to parties, drink with, smoke with, ect

"Are you taking john to the party tomorrow?"
"Nah, he's a square ass nigga"

by baebby July 8, 2017

Apeshit Squared

Doing something as much as humanly possible. When someone's retaliation can no longer be considered sane.

If you walk up to a crackhead, and steal their last bit of crack, they will go apeshit squared.

by Pr1m September 4, 2010

Squares

A cigarette, or pack of cigarettes.

"Yo, can I bum a square" or "Just got a fresh box o' squares"

by MikeDC August 28, 2006

square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.

I like Lee, but she's a total square.

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

Chonga Square Mall

Coral Square Mall in Coral Springs, Flordia. Originally a nice, typical South Florida mall, before it became overrun by chongas migrating north from Miami and southwest Broward.

I hate Chonga Square Mall. I wish those damn chongas would go back to Hialeah or Pembroke Pines.

by flori_duh July 25, 2010