monkey springs

A black man's pubic hairs

I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.

by Chefs kiss November 18, 2022

Alice Springs Oyster

The sex position you use after a long sweaty no shower hike through the Australian desert. Crack her legs up like an oyster and begin enjoying the delicacy that is the the sweaty and fishy mess in the shell.

Man 1: Me and Sharon went up to see Uluru and after the hike down when we got to camp I put cracked open the Alice Springs Oyster

by Anonymous Australian Bush Fan December 20, 2022

Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Sandy Springs

While having intercourse the man pulls out, and places a desired amount of sand into the womans vagina, then he adds gasoline(butane etc.) He then strikes a match, or lights a lighter, and causes the mess to ignite, creating some sort of strange pleasure.

John gave Susie a "Sandy Springs" and her vagina became extremely tender"

by K-Y July 23, 2007

springsteen

a cigarette

"can i borrow a springsteen?"
"no, you can't."

by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004

Powder Springs

stinky sulfur

Your breath smells like Powder Springs

by joedirte October 23, 2008

Dawson Springs

A city in KY referred to as a "Hellhole" or "The dingle-berry on a cats butt hole" Extremely small town with an over-employed police station. 1200 Citizens, 8 Cops.

I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell Dawson Springs police.

by RE SX 18 March 27, 2011