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Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it
person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some
by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019
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Shotgun Spread

If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.
"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."
by creiss October 10, 2009
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Spreading the Jam

"Bro my girl made me spread her jam last night"
"Damn bro I love spreading the jam!"
by glassofliquid April 18, 2020
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ghetto spreading

stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.
by username420 December 19, 2020
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spread the word

A drinking game in which a group of people drink in a circle, from a large mixed drink (usually made in a 2 liter bottle). Each person takes a drink and passes it to the next person, who ever finishes the bottle does not have to chug a beer in the end.
I have a fifth of vodka and a 2 liter, want to play spread the word?
by cousin cid November 30, 2011
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spreading the love

Spreading the love

"Spreading the love" = Very drunk.
"Spreading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Spreading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Spreading the love" =Not thinking things though before videos are made of you.
"Spreading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.
Oh man I was "spreading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "spreading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spread the love" to stangers all night.
by Simon Cox August 2, 2007
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Spreading the love

"Spreading the love" = Very drunk.
"Spreading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Spreading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Spreading the love" = Not thinking things through before videos are made of you.
"Spreading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.
Oh man I was "spreading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "spreading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spread the love" to strangers all night.
by Simon Cox July 7, 2007
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