Spintisiererei

crazy, crackpot, paranoid conspiracy-theorizing

"Spintisiererei" is German slang for the type of crazy, crackpot fantasizing certain nutcases engage in. For example: "The Tea Party accused President Obama of getting the black UN helicopters ready to fly around inserting computer chips into Christian patriots while seizing their guns." We haven't seen such "Spintisiererei" since Joe McCarthy's day.

by Pooh Booty October 8, 2013

Splinterbutt

A reference to Lord Hokage.

Wow, look at that Splinterbutt

by Lord Hookage October 28, 2013

spontanabeer

Beer consumed under the following conditions:

1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned

Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.

by Your Eminence December 3, 2014

Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.

David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.

by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014

spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.

I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants

by DatNutLife October 2, 2017

Spontaneous Recall

Any past event recalled about a specific situation with no influence about the event. .

My friend and I were walking to the store and I all of the sudden had spontaneous recall about the time we lost our car at the super cross event.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018