Splitage

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES

Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.

by sezmac May 3, 2010

Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.

Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

spite-puke

To vomit on a person, place or thing intentionally

a vomit-based reprisal

I spite-puked in her purse!

by StreetsvilleSpitePuke April 4, 2012

spite liking

Spite liking (verb): Liking another's Facebook status motivated by facetious ness or jealousy. More subtle than disparaging comments, the spite like is meant to unnerve or irritate the original poster.

"Man that nigga posting shit like he happy, I licked him for QP and started spite liking his shit."

by patnasty April 18, 2014

Split Fart

A repulsive fart that spreads throughout the entire room

Ew, he just had a split fart!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Split the Casper

The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.

Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.

by rickabone September 18, 2017