Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014

pussy spitter

A real asshole and/or bitch

Alex: John you're a real pussy spitter
John: well fuck you too

by papii_jj March 3, 2017

tard spinner

What the teenagers are using now, also known as fidget spinners. Originally used for kids with ADD ADHD

Look at Jimmy's new tard spinner

by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017

cody spinner

A fidget spinner that has been modified with FOX hats on the ends and is has ATV wheels as the bearings

Look at that guy in the muscle shirt with the cody spinner

by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017

tickle spinner

when u use ur spinning toothbrush as a sex toy

were's my tickle spinner?!

by nobody else here May 29, 2017

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017