white-speak

1) n.: How a typical Caucasian American with a suit and tie would speak. Sounds very proper without any slang and each letter is enunciated with care. In addition to no slang, there also aren't any contractions such as "aren't", "isn't"

2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.

Definition 1:

Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"

Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"

Definition 2:

Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"

Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"

by nbamike May 27, 2011

Internet Speak

Describes the type of language you use on the internet, though it's a rarely used term because it doesn't sound right.

-M8, check out ma new YT Vid I posted y'day.
-Could you please stop using Internet Speak?

by Matthigast September 26, 2014

Sorry, I don't speak taco.

A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.

Jimmy: Hello
Linda: Sorry, I don't speak taco.

by godsdeciple March 3, 2019

Online Speak

(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!

"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"

"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"

by G-Union October 29, 2003

leet speak generator

a small yet cool program that lets you speak 1337 language. n00bs can look non n00b.

it can be found at

http://ryanross.net/leet/

D00D J00 ar3 h3ll@ LEe+ A+ WRI+in9 leET L4Ngu493

^translated with leet speak generator

by nerjo September 1, 2008

Spadafore

The state of being whereas one has extremely bad luck..In fact, the worst luck in the world at any given moment in time. If you are referred as "spadafore" before you are about to do something stupid...immediately rethink what you are about to do, because there is a 99.9% chance you will be caught...especially by your parents

"hey dude...wanna drive around going 120 down the 101 with 5 chicks in the car at 2 AM?"
"na man you look kinda spadafore right now, and i don't wanna get caught with you"
"what?!? do i? shit, k well maybe my parents will gps track my car..i better not"

by spazaz February 7, 2007

1337 Speak

1337 speak is a language that developed over the net (Made popular mostly by Counter-Strike) that's objective is not to replace every letter with a symbol, but to make fun of mispelt words.

Bad: 0/\/\9 1 |_1|<3 |>\/\//\/ _|00
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

Good: 0MG I leik pwn j00.
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

English: Omg I just owned you.

Common words used in 1337 speak:
Like = leik
Own = pwn
Pwned = pwnt
You = j00
Hacks = Haxz0rz
Lol = lawl
OMG = ZOMG
The = T3h
Suck = sux

1337 Speak sounds leik: ZOMG I leik, totally pwnt that newb. j00 r t3h sux.

by Not4U2C January 2, 2006