Sober sniper

Someone who enjoys preying on women while sober at a bar. Usually present mostly in college bars and other places with young dumb chicks.

Girl: You see that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, I’d steer clear. Heard he’s a sober sniper.

by checkno mode May 26, 2022

Wet Soberer

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk

Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.

by STLjared January 6, 2008

Slim Sober

Marshall Mathers after he went to re-hab and decided to cut back on rapping as his evil alter ego, Slim Shaddy. Eminem's new album, The Recovery. Clean Shady.

Justin: Hey I got the Recovery.
Johnny: Oh, you mean the new Slim Sober album?

by Dr. Kazoo August 9, 2010

Soda sober

Freeing oneself from the sugary and carbonated holds of drinking soda; commonly occurs when one makes an attempt to be healthier or lose weight.

See soder/sodaber

Me: I've been soda sober for 5 months!

Dillon: Wow! You haven't had a soda in that long? I'm proud of you!

by Lelalelalela August 9, 2012

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

by babybird! December 17, 2008

Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.

Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.

by Thestabbinhob0 December 4, 2009

Sober Anal

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.

Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.

by 8toes May 4, 2010