Sober

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.

I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.

by discipleofganja May 22, 2018

Sober

When your reality is not affected by a substance.

Sober

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 10, 2020

Siebert

(v.) synonym for exaculate; to release sperm

"I'M SIEBERTING!", he screamed trying to pull out.

by Anonymous2414 November 5, 2014

sober-faggot

One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.

Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.

by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009

sober

the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer

Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober

by Wes2912 January 10, 2015

seeber

A big boy who is also known as a leafer and a corndog.

The seeber complained because his grandparents died, his half brother got a hooker pregnant, and his cousin got run over by a bus.

by Jimmy john Surgery July 10, 2010

Sexually Sober

The state of not being horny; not sexually aroused.

Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!

Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.

by nevo17209 June 14, 2009