Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew May 21, 2011

scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Cozumel snorkel

Getting jellied by a baby jellyfish

Chris was cozumel snorkeled at the Tod Motel

by LazyLazyLazy February 24, 2025

Snorkel-flute

The act of poking holes in one's snorkel.

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.

by Menderah February 21, 2009

Sunmaid Snorkel

Stuffing raisins into your partner’s ass hole and sucking them out aggressively until you start choking; your partner jerks you off til you cum and then resuscitates you

Damn I almost died during that sunmaid snorkel but the intensity of the nut I busted was worth it

by WtxClda July 5, 2020

Gymsock Snorkel

A blowjob given with a gymsock covering the penis. underwater

Guy: "Hey shawty tryna give me a gymsock snorkel"
Girl: "oh dear heavens, that is quite informal"

by ThatOnePerson225 March 30, 2025