smoosh buddy

sex buddy; a person that you go to for sex

Hey...are you headed over to your smoosh buddy's for some fun?

Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?

by Abcde May 7, 2012

sloosebag

A person, gernearlly a female who has proven time after time that she whores it up and is all around a complete waste of space..

damnnnn, that bitch is such a sloosebag

or

deena you are a complete sloosebag

by selfishpanda June 11, 2006

smoobag

Something very cute that you want to spoon- spooning leads to forking

your such a smoobag

hey smoobag

by laurence wild September 22, 2007

shoosh

1. An exclamation of disbelief and/or shock.

2. A dismissive exclamation.

1. Did you just hear about the $5,000 of profit that Turk made on his last sale? Shoosh.
Blue Jeans cost $60? You've got to be kidding me. Shoosh.

2. Leave me alone -- shoo-shoosh.

by candidate1066 February 4, 2005

smoo

to woo a lady smoothly! With charm and grace and no impolites.

i'm smooing that lady with all the charm and grace i can muster.

by Richiewhiteley January 22, 2009

Smoo

A smooth patch where the genitals should be. The area need to be regually power sanded

Unidentifiable juices are secreted from this area when aroused

Hey, whats that noise?

Its just someone smooing their area

by Chandy Smooner January 2, 2011

Shoosh Pap

1. To shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way.

2. To shoosh someone's pap

3. To pap someone's shoosh

Dave: I am going to shut up your paparazzi in an annoying way tomorrow morning.
John: Well I am going to shoosh your pap!
Dave: Well, that's going to be a hard shoosh pap then.

by Loltusci March 10, 2013