skeet skeeter

a boy band that travels with The Almost
also when you are special enough to be named after what you do to a girl, sexualy

"The Skeet Skeeters are coming to town?!"
"Whats your hobby?
Oh, im just a skeet skeeter"

by LJ-Dog May 18, 2008

Skeetched

To be high or drunk to the greatest extent

Friend: Hey man how was the party last night?

Guy: It was sick dude. I was skeetched out of my mother fuckin' mind.

by The Bartender123 January 3, 2011

Skeet Rocket

When a guy busts a load into a girls mouth or nose and she then projectiles it out of her nose as a snot-rocket

My buddy Drew totally busted in this girls nose the other night but she showed him with the skeet rocket she left on his chest after.

by Dj Sneed April 30, 2011

Skeetersitter

A baby sitter that dicks off on the job.

I came home and found my daughter trapped in a closet. I knew I shouldn't of hired that Skeetersitter.

by -867-5309 July 9, 2011

Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness December 31, 2013

skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.

Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.

by Brendenks February 9, 2014

Skeetas

An annoying insect that bites you and sucks your blood. mosquitos

The fuck'n skeetas are bad tonight.

by Kingos9 July 30, 2016