(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")
tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"
tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"
by rastabro March 25, 2009
Get the single and ready to fingle mug.The (mostly) Australian term for wife beater as it is commonly reffered to in the USA. Basicly a cotton skin tight tank top for men, more commonly used as a form of under wear.
by Mat July 1, 2004
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referring to JC Chasez, when asked "what are you up to?" by a reporter on the red carpet he said "I'm about to drop a hot single."
He's kind of a tool, so the saying morphed into a phrase you say on the way to the bathroom to take a shit.
He's kind of a tool, so the saying morphed into a phrase you say on the way to the bathroom to take a shit.
"I'm gonna go drop a hot single" "I just dropped a hot single" "did you drop a hot single"
it is also possible to "drop a hot double" this is when 2 big chunks of crap fall out of you.
it is also possible to "drop a hot double" this is when 2 big chunks of crap fall out of you.
by Rosie Byrd September 7, 2007
Get the drop a hot single mug.A female who prides herself in independence and freedom. She is the life of the party, and the inventor of fun! She lives an exciting, fast-paced life which many envy. However, late at night when her head hits the pillow, she dreams of finding that person with whom to share her life of hopes, dreams, disappointments, and adventures.
"Are you going to Sofia's party? She's one of the last single woman we know! It'll be exciting!"
"Today's single woman is so rad! She can have it all; nothing slows her down."
"Today's single woman is so rad! She can have it all; nothing slows her down."
by SillyFreeBird September 15, 2013
Get the single woman mug.When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.
Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
by YoMommasSoStupid October 21, 2012
Get the Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) mug.Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why:
1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys
2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...)
3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.)
4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is
5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water.
6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone.
7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits.
8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough.
9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore
10. you have to shave
11. you have to cook for two now
12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse.
13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument.
14. He won't respect the cat.
15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired
16. you eventually have to deal with the break up
17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was.
18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'.
19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy.
20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.'
21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are.
22. You have to hold your farts in
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1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys
2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...)
3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.)
4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is
5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water.
6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone.
7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits.
8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough.
9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore
10. you have to shave
11. you have to cook for two now
12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse.
13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument.
14. He won't respect the cat.
15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired
16. you eventually have to deal with the break up
17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was.
18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'.
19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy.
20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.'
21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are.
22. You have to hold your farts in
Miss Britney Kneecap
Tip for those in relationships: If you have Mexican for dinner, never EVER let him follow you to the bathroom. You will be sorry.... and so will he.
by Miss Britney Kneecap June 20, 2004
Get the 22 reasons to stay single: mug.Unknown band, released firts LP entitled "wetheads come running" and should be considered a very catchy band with great guitar work.
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