Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.
by Fork You December 9, 2004
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One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit
Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are
can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...
One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit
Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are
can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...
"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"
by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008
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A portmanteau of the words "slut" and "whore". Slore is used to designate a particularly nasty dragon of the female sort who enjoys nothing more than to cause pain and steal men from their rightful owners.
Slores can only be vanquished by true love. Slores also commonly have a horselike appearance.
Slores can only be vanquished by true love. Slores also commonly have a horselike appearance.
Dude, we have to save Charlie from that motherfucking slore. She's like, sucking his lifeblood.
Fuck, man, that Jenny? Total slore. She needs to get slayed.
Guy 1. Miley Cyrus is such a slore.
Guy 2. Dude! Don't use that term so lightly!
Fuck, man, that Jenny? Total slore. She needs to get slayed.
Guy 1. Miley Cyrus is such a slore.
Guy 2. Dude! Don't use that term so lightly!
by Godjizz October 31, 2011
Get the Slore mug.The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.
Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.
by BB29 August 17, 2006
Get the Maryland's Eastern Shore mug.It's kind of funny how people who have never been to the north shore in there entire lives, think they know anything about the North Shore. Yes there are preppy bitchy people, but the vast majority of people here are just normal. There are people with beach houses and yachts, but there are very few of them. I live in Wilmette, and I go to new trier, so I know how it is. My parents aren't going to buy me a car, I work three part time jobs to save up for college. I bike to school, in the middle of the winter. Most of you are just pissed, because you wish you lived here, and you wish our sports teams didn't cream you at every game. I'm not gonna lie, It's a nice place to live, and the people here are very friendly.
And If every one is just going to assume the worst of people here, Then maybe we'll start living up to your expectations.
And If every one is just going to assume the worst of people here, Then maybe we'll start living up to your expectations.
Person 1: Wow you live on the north shore, you're not as bad as I thought you would be
Person 2: Yeah , we're really not bad people.
Person 2: Yeah , we're really not bad people.
by Rich Wilmette Bich April 19, 2008
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Get the Slore mug.1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.
In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.
2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.
Also see: shloset.
In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.
2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.
Also see: shloset.
by braddlecat April 4, 2010
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