shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009

Shitbag

1. A really jerky person.
2. An empty plastic bag that has been shit in. Usually a potato chip bag or grocery bag. (Also a variant of a poopsock)
3. Dog poop bag.

"He's such a shitbag!"
"I had to use a shitbag during a level grinding session."
"Throw away this shitbag, ok?"

by Paperpaper22 November 23, 2013

MANDATORY SHITEATER

The FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN THE ANUS ...A SUN AN ASSH0LE

Sorry AN ASSH0LE is a PEDOPHILE who is to be a MANDATORY SHITEATER in the GOOGLE PLEX as that is the corporate policy , so JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE go to it!!!!

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET September 6, 2021

shitbag

One who is shady, or does things with the sole intention of keeping it from their close friends.

"Dude, just tell me what happened. Dont be such a shitbag!"

by Drew July 7, 2003

Shitballs

What you call your mom's meatballs when she buys the cheap brand.

Gosh mom, those shitballs look like your shitballs.

by thesexyman123 July 17, 2011

Shitbag

1) a bag of shit that is usually represnted as a person.

that dude is a shitbag.

by Enrique18 October 17, 2007

Shituation

1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail

Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation

Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation

by JRH2286 July 30, 2009