Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions

She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!

by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.

I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.

by Blackice417 May 15, 2019

Anti-Schlong Dongler

Woman

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

by TheDobbi March 9, 2024