loan shark

A shark is obviously something that has the capacity to bite you in the ass. A loan shark is someone who will lend you money, assumming you will pay him/her back in a rediciously large amount of intrest. (You borrow $3000, and owe him $300 a month for 2 years)

damnit! I can't get out of this gayass house cause some loan shark is eating up all my money.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

Mud Shark Hunter

People who go out and make fun of mud sharks whenever they see them.

I am a true mud shark hunter. I spotted that white bitch with that nigger as soon as they walked in the door.

by The Shark Hunter May 31, 2009

land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish March 8, 2016

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

schart

when your fart and shit at the same time.

when you are with your friends and one of them farts,and said fart sounds so wet you look at them and ask"did you just schart yourself"

by big e 6996 March 3, 2010

shark pit

A pick up joint. A club or bar where the men are ruthlessly hitting on women in search of someone to take home.

Don't ever take a date to a shark pit, she'll get hit on all night.

by Deena May 27, 2005