brown scare

When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out

I just had a brown scare at work today

by Asshat3456 April 5, 2023

Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.

I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.

by Anonymous 681664 April 12, 2023

Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart

They was scared shitless they were constipated for months

by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022

ur way scared

too pussy.

Person 1: I dare you to kill yourself.
Person 2: no way i'm going to do that!
Person 1: lol gg ur way scared.

by urwayscared November 15, 2018

fair scare

When you scare someone back for scaring you.

Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Scare Attraction

A form of live entertainment that simulates the experience of haunted locations or envisioning horror fiction. They usually feature fearsome sets and characters, especially ghosts, monsters, demons, witches, serial killers, and/or psychopaths. Humourous characters may also be included.

I went to an awesome scare attraction last night. It really scared the crap out of me.

by ashley8bit March 1, 2019