Hallway Salmon
Hallway Salmon by JackpotDonnie August 25, 2009
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punishment salmon
Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.
punishment salmon by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013
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Winter Salmon
In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.
Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.
Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
Winter Salmon by A$APJaCoB February 16, 2017
Alabama salmon slam
When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Alabama salmon slam by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017
leaping salmon
a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.
Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.
Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.
Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?
2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
leaping salmon by sarfy September 14, 2009
Sneaky Salmon
The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.
Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.
Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
Sneaky Salmon by Shrimp Hands May 2, 2013