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Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.
Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.
by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006
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sausage three-way

Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.
We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.

The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"

As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.
by jwillmo October 3, 2007
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Sausage Purse

A vulgar nickname for a woman's vagina.
Dude, that hot chick must have a bangin' sausage purse!
by The KC April 3, 2009
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Sausage Warrior

someone who uses someone else's pork sword, generally a homosexual
Adam is a sausage warrior!

stop touching me you sausage warrior

Joel grabbed my pork sword, he is such a sausage warrior
by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010
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Sausage Jacket

A girl who sleeps with a lot of different guys. Someone considered easy/slutty/lucky with the lads.
You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!
by Embeezle January 2, 2015
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Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.
When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
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Sausage Wallet

A girls Vagina For example a TWAT, or a Tampoon Socket
n. Yeah I made her scream when i played with her sausage wallet when I was over at her house.
by Josh Grauer May 15, 2006
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