russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho December 9, 2008

rust

what occurs when a particularly unclean person lies in a bed and a residue is left behind made up of mud and general dirt picked up since their last wash

i changed this sheet yesterday and now jeremy rusted it all up i'll have to change it again

by barnskiano April 9, 2006

riston

loves small furry mammals... loves having his shining face superimposed on animals and/or babies pictures.

My name is Riston and I LOOOOOOVE nothing more than Wesley Crusher's tight gluts! "Wonnnnna' Wertherz little girl?"

by Wesly Crusher July 29, 2003

resto-lounge

A trendy upscale bar and lounge that offers fusion cuisine, usually tapas-style small plates, in addition to highly stylized specialty drinks.

"The new Hungarian resto-lounge down on 35th street is the new hotspot for foodies and hipsters alike."

by City Girl Cooks April 14, 2008

ruotolo

Big stick

That tree is hung like a ruotolo

by eric pants March 22, 2010

Restoration Hardware

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.

None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware

by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011

Ruston

A town in north Louisiana that’s full of people that don’t have common sense. They drive horribly, they’re trashy people, the city isn’t well taken care of, and they’re technologically behind other cities throughout the US. Louisiana Tech is located here, and they will claim anything that they think that makes them look good. In reality, the university isn’t very good at all. Karl Malone is from this city, so take that how you will.. Homeless people are all over even though this is a small city. Don’t buy into the BS residents and leaders push. Ruston is just happy being poor to mediocre. If you think about moving here, think twice unless you want to live in this nightmare of a city.

Skip: Hey, wanna go to Ruston for the weekend?
Les: No, I’d rather go to Chernobyl.
Skip: What’s the difference?

by anonymous October 28, 2021