Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Rodeo Cowboy

A male is going to town with a female from behind, making sure he has a firm grip on her. At this point the male will yell "RODEO!", and a group of his friends bust out of the closet and turn on the light. As the female screams and attempts to flee, the male must ride her like a cowboy, shouting and screaming "YEEHAW!" while a friend with a stopwatch times how long he will last.

Check out this rodeo cowboy. He lasted 15 seconds before she bucked him off.

by pdc1301 January 26, 2017

Rodeo poop

The act of a forced tandem poop.

Shawn had to shit so bad, that while the toilet was occupied he pulled a rodeo poop on James.

by Dome ass December 8, 2018

Generational Rodeo

The act of having sex with 3 generations of the same family.

A Generational rodeo?? It’s like the cowboy three way but you add a hot grandma to the mix.

by Drock1954 December 10, 2018

Ratchet Rodeo

when 2 or more hoodrats start scrapping in the streets.

all these hoodrats out here fighting, it clearly aint their first ratchet rodeo

by anonymous June 28, 2018

Popsicle Rodeo

When you mount someones back and stick a popsicle up their butt, then see how long you can hold on before they buck you off

My anus is still frozen from the popsicle rodeo. Jerry popsicled me for a full 8 seconds!

by Numb Bum Cowboy March 19, 2019

rectal rodeo

Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner

Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo

by SGT_Wilk June 3, 2017