A man that has a buzz saw for a penis that cuts people in half with his penis, shits their pants and leaves it for the police to find
Policeman 1: do we have any suspects?
Policeman 2: judging by the shit pair of pants and the body being cut in half it looks like the shidpant ripper
Policeman 2: judging by the shit pair of pants and the body being cut in half it looks like the shidpant ripper
by The_MarioCritic June 18, 2023

by No one is straighter than CJ March 17, 2024

The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper
by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024

To hide duct tape behind toilet paper, so that when used it tears through the flesh of their asshole.
by JPthebog November 28, 2016

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

by jimmytheripper January 19, 2022

A guy puts one hand in a girls mouth then he puts the other in her vagina then lifts her up and throws her on the bed
by Will ladd October 6, 2018
