horse and rider

When a thin pretty girl travels around with or socializes with a fat ugly girl.

"Check out that horse and rider going into the club across the street"

by DoorGuy June 11, 2004

rider

1. A person who rides a motorcycle.
2. A snowboarder.
3. One that will have your back, even at their expense. One knows what's right and wrong with respects to previous laws of embodiment.

"She got locked up for you because you already had two strikes?"
'yeah man..'
"damn, that's a rider."

by littleboy721 April 26, 2008

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

red rider

When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.

Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!

by Smoothie Smoothington July 11, 2006

Rider's Knob

Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.

"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.

"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

Dick Rider

a dick rider is a person who will do anything to get acceptance from the person they are dick riding like where the same clothes , always agree with the person they are dick riding, laugh extra hard at there idles or the person being dick rided jokes and bring up the persons name .

for example Eugenes mom : "Eugene you still want those new sneakers you was talkin about?" Eugene : "you mean the black and green lebrons ?" Eugenes mom: "yea those" Eugene : "of course i do because my friend skelly has them and hes the flyest nigga in school" Eugenes mom:"why you always saying his name you big ass dick rider !"

by skelly24 May 2, 2010

Sunset Riders

The best arcade game set in the wild wild west.

o.O <(Let's go play Sunset Riders!)

O.O <(K!!!)

by Cards OWN the Central April 30, 2005