Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Enterprise Rent-A-Car = bad customer service and shitty salespeople. Each branch is usually ran by some washed out frat boy that had a 0.5 GPA in college.

"Damn, I just wrecked my Jetta in that stupid snowstorm."
"Sucks for you cause now you got to rent a car from Enterprise Rent-A-Car."
"Fuck, shit, piss, damn, bitch!!!!!"

by mwood23 March 11, 2010

rented

Something you put in place of pwned. Way cooler too.

Kid 1: Dude I found out my mom was a guy last night...
Kid 2: Oh! RENTED!
Kid 1: *continues to feel rented and sad*

by srsly February 27, 2005

rental dog

A small pure-bred dog that one can rent by the hour or by the day in Tokyo and other large Japanese cities for the express purpose of walking them in parks and pick up girls or guys.

Japanfreak 1: Wanna go to a cu-ra-bu tonight?
Japanfresk 2: A club? No, I'm tired of clubs.
JF 1: Yellow fever breaking?
JF 2: Maybe.
JF 1: I got an idea. Let's go get some rental dogs and walk em in Ueno Park. That'll score us a couple of J-Girls.
JF 2: Awesome! I don't have to be back at Nova until 5.

by Richard J July 20, 2008

Rent

An abv for 'parents'.

"My rents won't let me out tonight"
or
"My rents disagree with me smoking weed"

by Kat x May 17, 2005

Renton

Renton is a suburban city in the state of Washington. it is about 10 miles south of Seattle and is within King County. Home to some of the biggest and well known companies such as Kenworth and Boeing. Its ideal location heightens its popularity as it is in between Seattle and Tacoma; the two major cities of Washington. It is on the southern tip of Lake Washington and is home to the Seattle Seahawks training facility right along the the lake. Famous rock legend Jimi Hendrix once resided in Renton, and has a memorial in the Greenwood cemetery. It's a very reputable city and not as ghetto as other areas surrounding the area... (Fairwood,Kent,Auburn) Renton is stretched through its downtown area to the southwest, the highlands in the east/center and follows Lake Washington from Gene Coulon park on the west, all the way north to the beautiful Kennydale area overlooking the lake. It is often referred as "the RNT" or "the 425" as 425 is the area code for the city. Anyone in the metropolitan area knows Renton and respects it not only for it being an economical powerhouse but for its beauty, its history, its easy going appeal and it being an all around solid town.

-Tom "Where you from, breh?"
-Dave "oh, im from the RNT"
-Tom "oh Renton? that's whats up, my Aunt lives up there"
-Dave "yim..."

by PoppinPapaverz March 3, 2011

Rent-A-Tub

1) A rent by the hour hot tub. Often found at sleazy places such as "Oasis" and other rent a tub facilities often accompanied by tanning beds (aka fake n bakers).

2) A place for your ex to take your best friend for a cheap make-out session.
Also, he will call you a week later, tell you about the hook up, claim it was in the name of "light conversation" and then tell you how sexually attracted to YOU he is (not your best friends he was just hookin' up with in a sleazy rent-a-tub).

3) A place where sleazy men take cheap woman.

Joe took Beth to a sleazy Rent-A-Tub (after inviting me there twice, i declined of course due to my sense of propriety), she shaved her legs for the event (after two months!), and after being denied by me (again) four days earlier Joe proceeded to come onto her- she happily obliged given that she has always coveted my life, my style, and apparently what was once mine.

by Jenni January 7, 2005

Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.

That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.

by damissy April 16, 2005