resting bitch face

a look that expresses both that you don’t care and that you do care, a little, when the truth of the matter is that you don’t care at all

i never know what she’s thinking because her default is resting bitch face

by ximefrg June 29, 2024

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rectinal scan

It's the retinal scan of your brown eye.

- Chad, have you heard that Tyler is mandating biometric Digital ID for browsing and shitposting on ZeroHedge?
- Well then Brad, looks like I'll give Tyler my rectinal scan.

by xythras October 13, 2024

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resting marry me face

When your face looks like it just needs to be married.

Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!

by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024

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resting length

The length of a fully flaccid penis.

"Bro, I got a eight inch dick!"

"Is that 8 inch resting length?"

"No, it's two inches resting length."

by Red Cup of Tea March 15, 2025

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Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.

by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025

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