A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.
Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.
Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
by Marty Robbins May 25, 2006
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The quintessential English club playing in Scotland, probably best known for its moronic support who hate all things Catholic and, for some strange reason, Irish. The supporters also appear fixated by paedophilia, probably due to the actions of a previous first team player. First club in the history of European football to be fined for sectarian behaviour, its supporters have been banned from travelling within the UK due to past troubles. Struggled in recent years due to financial difficulties, it is now very much an also ran in the competition for prizes.
"This has to be said about Rangers…as a Scottish Football club they are a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace. This country would be a better place if Rangers did not exist". - Ian Archer (journalist 1970s)
by WilliamBoyne July 17, 2007
Get the rangers mug.A scottish football team. Supported by mainly Protestants and have been coined Dirty Orange bastards (DOBs) and huns. They also have a grossly different way of interpreting F.T.P...........
"The huns lost at the weekend" - random person talking about Glasgow Rangers losing their match
"Glasgow Rangers dropped to 3rd place in the league under Hearts"
"Glasgow Rangers dropped to 3rd place in the league under Hearts"
by The Aise of Spaids June 16, 2006
Get the Glasgow Rangers mug.(Noun) The name given to the female participant in a fourseome who is on her period.
(Verb) - To RPR someone is to : - Call up a girl on her period and put her in a room full of three guys and have sex with her till everyone has had an orgasm either on her or in her.
(Verb) - To RPR someone is to : - Call up a girl on her period and put her in a room full of three guys and have sex with her till everyone has had an orgasm either on her or in her.
Aymmar - "Dude how was sex with Jessica last night?"
Chris - "It sucked, she was a total Red Power Ranger"
Frankie - "Oh man, that sucks."
Chris - "I knew she was on her period she was grumpy as a baboon with a cist on it's ass"
Chris - "It sucked, she was a total Red Power Ranger"
Frankie - "Oh man, that sucks."
Chris - "I knew she was on her period she was grumpy as a baboon with a cist on it's ass"
by EdinieDePoPo June 19, 2011
Get the Red Power Ranger mug.any man who is stupid enough to fall off a ladder while shingeling a home in the summer, and then accepts a purple glove from his mother and wears it in public.
Hey Nick want a beer? Sure man. Dude! What the fuck is that on your hand? Oh I hurt my wrist, and didn't go to the doctor. What are you a fucking power ranger?
by Bubble Up March 20, 2003
Get the power ranger mug.A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.
I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.
by boosietolemedeydykin September 18, 2009
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