Random crits

A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.

guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates

by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021

A Random Toaster

A huge dumbass who is my friend lmao

Hey that guy is a random toaster

by Terminator_Games August 20, 2019

The King of Random

A Youtuber that likes to do random DIY's and other fun experiments.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of The King of Random ?
Person 2: No, who's that?
Person 1:If you don't know who The King of Random is you are missing out on great videos!

by too many taken uernames so thi May 13, 2019

taste the random

When someone gets together with their friends, turns off the lights, and plays "who's in my mouth".

I'm feeling friendly. Let's get drunk and taste the random.

by Johnny T Ferdo December 13, 2008

random phase

The phase most teenagers go through from age 12 - 15. They say weird and random shit and think it's funny but will later regret this whole time period and will relate to it as cringy. Teens in their random phase are usually seen as annoying by others.

Steve: "I'm a fucking chameleon, khakha!!"

Jessica to Elly: "what is Steve doing?"
Elly to Jessica: "oh he's in his random phase"

Steve: "hahaha I'm so random"

by someonexxx October 16, 2017

random guy

term used to describe someone meaningless to you, as if he is "no big deal"

BF: why did you make out with him? i thought we were an item
GF: i know i'm sorry but i was drunk; besides it was just some random guy

male friend: i was going to give you shit last week but i didn't want to embarrass you
female friend: why? what do you mean?
male friend: for the hickey you had on your neck
female friend: oh yeah that lol it was just some random guy

by quipboy April 26, 2010

some random

A person you whom you whimsically or unexpectedly interact with, and you do something uncalculated, unplanned or promiscuous.

Dude: "Who did you go home with after the party?"
Other dude: "Meh, some random."

by Irisimo August 17, 2004