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hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers
Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky
by mr. jacker November 19, 2018
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ramen and chill

Person a: hey, You down to eat ramen and chill?
Person b: sure
by Zeeoreunji November 20, 2022
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Ramen

RAMEN IS LIFE. I LOVE RAMEN. SCRUMPTIOUS.
rizzard: yo i heard that the world got a shortage of ramen.
nabee: *buys all the ramens from every store to ever exist*
by Anaconda883 May 3, 2023
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Ramen Fish

When you boil water, put it into a females vagina, then proceed to shove a block of ramen deeply inside of the female and let it cook, then put a goldfish in to swim in the ramen
Guy: wanna try a ramen fish?
Girl: what’s that?
Guy: I have sex with you while you cook ramen in your vagina while a goldfish swims in it
by RamenFishGang December 10, 2019
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Ramen

A japanese noodle soup, most commonly known as a small package from the grocery store that you prepare yourself. Also a popular hairstyle amongst hippies.
Ey dat boi’s hair looks like ramen
by FRIdom May 28, 2018
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Ramen

Guy 1: guys I just sat down and ate ramen
Girl: I love you, guy1.
Guy2:I’m gay, guy1.
by MoltenGarbage May 14, 2019
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Ramen

A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.

How to make it:

1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.

2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.

3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.

4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.

5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)

6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".

"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
by ProBeb September 20, 2017
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