When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!
Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!
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Blood rainbows are rainbows that form out of human hatred and dread. They have the appearance of a rainbow at first, but the closer you get, the redder it gets, until it looks like pure blood. Unlike most rainbows, there are ends to these, but at the end of them, there are Death Unicorn dens, and if you get anywhere near those, there is no chance that you'll survive. I implore you not to do it.
"Hey, dude, is it normal for your eyes to be bleeding like that?"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"
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Get the Pocketful of Rainbows mug."So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"
"You're murdering the rainbow."
"You're murdering the rainbow."
by polony November 24, 2013
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2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
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1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
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Victoria, Roberta and I took turns drinking a polar jones rainbow out of Fred's ass last night, talk about nummy!!
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