sock puppet suprise

When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.

"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.

by Anulgultch January 31, 2014

Pussy Puppet

noun. A gorgeous lady whom attracts every guy that sets eyes upon her. Similar to how moths are attracted to lights at night.

That hot white bitch from S7 is a Pussy Puppet!

by Ohshitt October 14, 2014

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

fish fillet sock puppet

a word used to describe a man stealing slut

sarah: im sorry to hear about those fish fillet sock puppets hailey and kylah i cant believe they stole your boyfriend from you like that

natalia: thank you they are such fish fillet sock puppets

by niallsbabe45 April 17, 2015

shady finger puppet

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.

"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"

by Terryfied February 15, 2005

Roblox Puppet

A Roblox Piggy rip off that people only like because you have levels and it has death sound effects.

Guy 1: Hey man, why are you playing Roblox Puppet?
Guy 2: I slammed my head on the wall.

by Wise Parakeet May 28, 2020

stanky meat puppet

Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.

Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.

or

Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.

by jmorgan September 20, 2007