Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!

Putin, can you put in the puddin

by Chrisstine_deniyng_this_name!! March 19, 2018

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022

Putin

a person who should rot in hell for killing so many innocent people

person 1: who's Vladimir Putin?
person 2: a terrible person who deserves to live the worst life possible plus rot In hell for killing so many innocent people and killing thousands Ukrainians

by teashop June 27, 2022

To Putin it

To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else

When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it

by Bobndeep February 25, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Putin

A synonym for bullshit, dog shit or shit.

"I hate (person)"
"Same. Their so Putin,"
"What?"
"Putin. Dog shit,"
"Oh, yeah"

by Mazzy63 March 7, 2022

Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022