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grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.
My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.
by schizodollz June 6, 2024
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putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
by Chippogratum January 9, 2025
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putin

a male woman who likes to jack off big centipedes at the news magazines, like, bruh, who does that? such dumdums
maragret: man, im such a putin, i always end up jerking off big centipedes in magazines
robrin: man, maragret is such a putin, bruh
by wrai July 10, 2021
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putin

"Did you have sex with him last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"
by mamsa February 21, 2022
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Putin

When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.
When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.
by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022
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Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
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Skibidi Putin

Something that offends two different types of people for opposite reasons
Some people were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to glorify Putin, while others were offended by Skibidi Putin because it seems to insult Putin
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024
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