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putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)
"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"
by WoM2022 October 5, 2022
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Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping
Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear
by Chinaguy May 17, 2022
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Putin

Synonym of evil, spawn of devil, psycho killer or stupid. Can be used to describe enemies, dictators and characters in movies you hate e.g Voldemort is such a Putin.
Jessica is such a Putin, she bragged about getting an f- and shoved dirt down my throat.

“He truly was the spawn of Putin.”

Famous titles include:
Putin wears prada
Putin’s in the detail
Putin girls
Agatha Christie’s Putin Mysteries
A cold blooded Putin

And Disney’s The Putin Guys
by wee_eejit May 29, 2022
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Putin

by Hohol666 November 22, 2021
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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
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putin

"Did you have sex with him last night?"
"Yeah he putin inside me"
by mamsa February 21, 2022
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