Puting

The act of THICC PUTIN!!!

Man, you looking puting fine!!!

by Dan_Werewolf December 3, 2020

Putinistic

noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.

Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.

Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him

Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes

Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it

by JoaC89 February 25, 2022

Putin

A political disease.

putin deez nuts

by slugma218 March 10, 2022

Putinanny

Having a meltdown of global proportion that ultimately ends in your global embarrassment

Did you see Fred's meltdown this morning?
Oh yeah, he had a total Putinanny.
Swearing, wrenches flying, it was awesome.

by SK in WI. March 26, 2022

Putin price hike

Nonsense excuse made up by Joe Biden to cover for the inflation caused by his policies. Also see: Gaslighting.

Inflation started after Biden was inaugurated in January 2021, which was over a year before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, yet we're supposed to believe this is the Putin price hike?

by Burning_Ham December 18, 2022

donald putin

The best president you will ever meet. If you like Donald tump you will love Donald putin the best leaders combined. He will solve brexit and remember new decade new me

Person:wow brexit is trash

Dr Phil: well at least we have Donald Putin

by Drphilissmexy November 4, 2019

Nadamay Putin

Two gay guys tapping each others butts together.. nothing happening.

Similar to the scissor kick.

I’m sorry I can’t get too grammar league in this day in age.

Nadamay Putin somewhere else besides here. 🦗

by ODeed March 21, 2020