Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

Pig puss

When Brad gets cold his manhood resembles a pigs puss!

Brad has a pig puss about camping in the northeast in November.

by Edogg August 29, 2017

puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.

My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.

by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022

Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021

carbon puss

A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.

What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?

by BritMen November 24, 2016

puss party

A party where u find lot of pussy offerings.

Yo!! lets hit puss party!! we'll get all kinda pussy cuisines there!!!

by UrbanMads December 2, 2013

puss stain

The stain on an item of clothing resulting from a wet puss grinding on it

Did you piss yourself?
Nah that's just a puss stain from Chelsea

by PussStain September 30, 2015