Pulling bitches

Getting girls

I stay pulling bitches

by The real messi February 9, 2015

Pulling a Gui

When you're invited to a New Year's party at a friend's house but end up getting so wasted that for some reason or another you can't manage to find your way back into the house and are stuck outside in the patio but then you get a sudden, raging stomach ache which causes you to squeeze some Mississippi Mud out of your chocolate starfish into a bag that you just ripped open but cannae close it back so as to hide the evidence you chuck it at the street whilst not realizing the street was a campsite and then the next morning you make like Patrick Swayze and ghost out of there before the consequences of your actions can catch up with you.

Ermalindo: "Hey Jimmy, are you coming to the party tonight at Maria's house?"

Jimmy: "No can do brother, last year I got caught pulling a Gui there."

Ermalindo: "You pulled a Gui there? You absolute savage!!"

by pullingguisformotherteresa January 3, 2019

Pulling an Aseile

When someone sees a text a few hours after they received it, and decide not to reply because they feel the conversation window is closed. Which, in turn, makes the sender feel like a loser since they did not get a reply.

"I texted her three hours ago, why didn't she reply?"
"She's pulling an Aseile"

by crazyalkhalid April 12, 2010

Pulling an Ashley

(Verb)
When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.

For example: Emily is fucking trying me rn so I’m this close to pulling an Ashley and as of now I will not talk to her until december 1st.

by Lil Kiwi October 31, 2019

pull a Mikey

to tell a huge unforgivable lie.

if you're going to pull a Mikey, make it something realistic. you cant say you got heart surgery and then show up at school the next day.

by kelbwhgtiufbsfn June 30, 2008

pulled a polly

to choke under the pressure and let your team down

he pulled a polly when having the last attack, so his team lost

by clansta May 17, 2015

Pulling a martijn

When a person gets so fucked up on alcohol and weed that the person throws up.

Omg David was “pulling a Martijn”

by Get_out_of_here_antonio October 4, 2017