tuffted pucker butt 

An achey uncomfortable feeling, almost queazy in the testicular/anal region usually occuring but not restricted to when way up high on a ladder, or the edge of a high roof.

I really hate to climb ladders. Everytime I look down I get a tuffted pucker butt.

tuffted pucker butt by gordoncharly August 10, 2006

puckered lemon 

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

puckered lemon by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

Puck 

An individual who exizibits the sexual characteristics of a man and a woman. A pussy and a dick. A puck

It's muddier than a puck out here

Puck by Puckhucker January 18, 2014

pucktard

pucktard (n.) (puck•TARD) 1. a poser who knows nothing about hockey but to pretends to follow it because they think it will be good for their image. 2. a person with bad taste in hockey teams

1. That kid thinks that the Maggots (not an actual team) are a good hockey team, but he really just follows them because he thinks that all Mags fans are cool. What a pucktard.

2. The Maggts suck! You're such a pucktard!

pucktard by otsiam43095 January 10, 2010

packy slap 

Where a person puts a turd in there hand with 5 pence stuck in it and offers it to a person when they ake the money you splat the turd in there face.

I packy slapped pete,he has shit on his face like a packy.
Fugdefacedpacky

packy slap by Mr_feltpen September 8, 2010

puckerass 

when your ass makes a puckerface and diharrea comes out rapidly

i like youre puckerass

puckerass by bitch im flawless October 8, 2011

Puckworthy 

(adv) an older woman hot enough to meet Noah Puckerman's standards.

She is such a milf. With a bod like that, Stacy's mom is definitely Puckworthy.

Puckworthy by sunnyDropitlikeitshot November 22, 2011